Getting Settled

Gavins_shiner_3 This is Gavin Doorley, the manager at the Croi Oige Student Accommodation, and his was the first familiar face Mary Aldridge and I saw after arriving in Ireland.  His face was not completely familiar – I don’t think I’ve ever seen it with a shiner before!  He got it last week while rooting for his soccer team, Manchester United, as they scored a couple of dramatic goals to become the 2008 Champions of Europe.  When I told him I was going to put this picture directly into the blog, he said to be sure to say that Gaelic Football is actually the best and his true love.  He assured us, “I’m no plastic Irishman.” We had no doubts about that!

        Gavin is one of the best things about being here.  He didn’t actually know that we were scheduled to arrive on Tuesday, but he quickly found us a two bedroom apartment to squat in while ours is vacated and cleaned. We should be moving in today or tomorrow. I’m looking forward to having our normal apartment. This one is right on the car park and the kitchen is dark. On the otherA_wee_presbyterian_snake_3 hand, we see lots of Gavin, since his office is right next door.  Today he stuck this little snake in the window as he walked by. 

I think this must be “the wee Presbyterian snake” from Crawford Howard’s poem “St. Patrick and the Snakes” that Liz Weir recites with such verve.  You can read the whole poem here  but for now, here are a few stanzas:

Now there once was a guy called St. Patrick,
A preacher of fame and renown
An’ he hoisted his sails and came over from Wales
To convert all the heathens in Down.
And he hirpled about through the country
With a stick and a big pointy hat,
An’ he kept a few sheep that he sold on the cheap,
But sure, there’s no money in that!

He was preachin’ a sermon in Comber
An’ getting quite carried away
And he mentioned that Rome had once been his home
(But that was the wrong thing to say!)
For he felt a sharp pain in his cheek-bone
And he stuck up a hand ’till his beak
And the thing that had lit on his gob (an’ had bit)
Was a wee Presbyterian snake!

Now the snake slithererd down from the pulpit
(Expectin’ St. Patrick to die),
But yer man was no dozer – he lifted his crozier
An’ he belted the snake in the eye,
And he says to the snake, ‘Listen, legless!
You’d better just take yerself aff!
If you think that that trick will work with St. Patrick
You must be far worser nor daft!’

3 responses to “Getting Settled”

  1. Wondering Avatar

    I’m sure you mean no harm… and the wee Presbyterian snake sure looks cuddly… but don’t you think that those humorous lines are exactly the kind of verse that subtly inure us to the idea that it’s OK to club “wee Presbyterians”?
    I’m a Presby myself, I confess, but I think I’d have the same reservations about a poem that considered it funny to beat a wee Catholic scorpion with a stick…
    Is that fair comment?

  2. Liz Weir Avatar

    I have been telling St Patrick and the Snakes to “mixed” audiences in Northern Ireland through the last 30 years including the worst of the troubles and everyone finds this poem funny! The one thing that has sustained us through bombing and violence has been the ability to laugh at ourselves so I would urge Wondering to lighten up! Crawford Howard, the author of the poem is now in his 80’s and as he says himself he “always tries to offend everyone on the same night” – we in Northern Ireland know all about injustice and prejudice and he has played a major part in making people see how stupid it is to pigeon hole those different to ourselves – he sends the whole thing up and we really get it!

  3. SeanTellsDotCom Avatar

    For sure, Mr. Gavin looks like he is cousin of me mother’s family. Aye. Nice snake.

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